in the Antelope Valley.

 

 

Hey everybody, its just one whole day till my 16th birthday. Ya, you do think I would be exicted,but I'm not. Okay first, some good news.
I got my Sony Walkman CD Player back. (WEEEHEEEE!) What happen was that some kid named Robert stole it from me on May 8.No one belived me but I knew I was right. On May 31st, Micheal Wright, one of my former employees, asked Robert for a Starburst. When Robert declined and fell asleep, Mike grabbed his backpack and began to rumaging through it. When he saw a CD Player he asked Daniel if it was Corey's. Daniel didn't know, so Mike just called me over. When I saw it I knew immediatatly it was MINE. I was pissed but happy. I should of left a note in his bag saying, "YOU GOT JACKED BITCH!!", but I didn't.
Okay, now the bad news.I saw *someone* talking, in THAT way to guess who, the wannabe pimp of the nation, Larry. I should tell her that he's a punk and he'll just fuck her then leave her high and fucking dry.But hey, nobody cares about me, I'm an freakin' IDIOT!!! (just venting) Hey this reminds me about the girls that I had a chance with but I blew it. Okay lets start with eight grade.First their was Brittany. Every thing was going smooth until she told my friend that I was ugly or some crap like that. I didn't know at the time she was joking. So in response I said "Ditto". My friend relayed that message to her, and well you can guess the rest. Then there was Tamisha.She liked me since mid semester in eighth grade. At the last eighth grade dance I got to dance with her, and we were talking about stuff outside. When she left, her friends came up to me and asked me if I'd liked her. I liked her alot but in a extremly sarcastic way "Nooooo!"
Since these girls had no fecking commmon sense, they told her I didn't not like her at all. hmm. But wait there's a hell of alot more. Jennifer was very shy but cute in the 7th grade. But when she came back to Park View in 8th.... wow. She was freakin gorgous!! I could of had a chance with her when she came running to me demanding a hug in 8th. But as an idiot that I am, I ignored ever sign and sat on my ass. Then I lost her to the hordes of teenage boys at Park View. Now there's Jessica. She was a nice girl in the begining of eighth grade. Once  again I sat on my ass, then the hordes came. Now to today, the other Jessica. I could of done something, but I just got shy and such and avoided her. I do'nt know why, I'll probably never know why. Damn, my 15 years of exsistince has been horrible, but the 16th is coming soon so who knows whats gonna happen next.

To Be Continued...

 

 

May 20
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The reason why I've have nit updated is because of chronic laziness. So with that out of the way let me tell you what has been happening.I fianally got my provisional permit wednesday. It's not valid till I got to driver training though. I lost my damn PS2 memory card, with all that purdy FFX data.(Damn facsit!!!) I got a tad bit better at skateboarding,but not by alot. Someday pretty soon I will be moving, but don't worry cats'n kittens, I'll still go to LnHS.Today in P.E,
there was a "Battle of The Slow Kids". You see, these two kids Shirell and John are two slow kids who have a grudge. Round one was in the male's locker room, and Shirell was victor. Round deuce was in the hallway connecting the large and small gym, and John went home with the spoils that time.My friend Quintin is still in hell a.k.a Ruston,LA.
He'll be back soon I hope. My brother is going to E3 this week, and all three days meaning he can skip school (skool).He said he's gonna videotape stuff and bring back free crap. It has offically been 15 years, 11 months, and 350 days since I've dated someone. I'm going for AC Greene's record. I still work for my dad's friend. The holding the sign crap. It's not glamorous, and some people you know laugh at you, but who will be laughing when I'm a millionare eh?!? Okay back to reality, I've notice that the caucasian girls, the teenagers specifically, have this..."Mad Dog Syndrome". It's rather funny. But all I got to do is pull out my 9" and bust a cap in there ass(es).
Oh yea, if I had any chance with Jessica.... let me put it this way,if I was in the dugout before, I'm now in the far outfield, bottom of the 9th, down by 4000, and People are spitting and sh*tting on me. Yea fellas, it's like that. But by gollie that's gonna change. It's true it's damn true. If you wanna the Eminem Show, email me ate cbxweb@yahooo.com yo. So until l8r children, I'll be at ZDomain.
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I've finally finsihed the 6000 pound gilla monster that is my skateboard.

It may be built with toothpaste and baking soda, but it will do. Today

I did get a chance to skate with John H. He's okay, not as bad as Wesley

always said he was. Oh yea, did I mention I hate S.T.A.R testing? Not to be confused with Special Tatics and Rescue, but this test that all the 7-11 graders have to take. It's bullsh*t. The keep the same sample question all the time. Who gives a flyin' sh*t on a gradle about "Rick's Wait"! Yea. I fell of my skateboard also. What happen was some old guy was on a bike, and he was going in the opposite direction. The sidewalk was small, and their wasn't room to pass, so I ate dung. BTW, Jessica looked HOT today. Wish I had the nerve to tell her. Speaking of her, here's my top Things I Care About....

 

 

Well, it's one month before May sweeps, and you know what that means?

Complete bordom. Absolutley nothing major even happen in a month. I've have sucessfully avoided Jessica for a month, and that was a bad move. I got my skateboard, but it's a peice of sh*t. Abe did not give me my damn truck today, and that made me mad. I think I'am failing English, but I don't know. You know I hate April and it's damn winds. In other news, Daniel is going to Desert Winds because he is a dumbass. I've been "working" for my dad's friend holding a sign that says that K-mart is closing. It really sucks. But I get $30 per day!Wooh!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lately, i've been working for my dad's friend holding up signs. It makes me seem like a bum, but I don't care. I make money!! I've been play ing this slick-ass Razor Ramon image so I can get around Jessica. It makes me feel

X-tremley stupid and I need to stop doing it. I also got my GBA and Drac X!

That game kicks major glutes. Quintin my "best friend" called  and told me whats going down in the 'nolia aka Lousiana. He said it's very gay.  He'll be back around the time I get my provsional license, november. Speaking of driving, I've notice that alot of the kids are getting cars! 35 pound Cheerleader Kalisha has a 2K2 Honda Civic 2-door, Lindsay Burns got a

2k2  Honda Civic 4 door, and some girl that's in my PE class gots a MPV.

WHAT'S UP WIT THAT!?!?! I want a car!! But i'll  just wait till the 11th month.Well that's it ladies, i'll be back later, and Jessica, IM me!

 

Well, I'm busted. Jessica found out. It sucks that she found out that way, but
it's cool. I hope she likes me back. Well, in other news... okay their was no other news.

 

 

 

 

Yesterday, you didn't miss sh*t. Really, you didn't.

Today, I was going to go to the mall, but my bitch ass dad

want me to make a CD for them, so I stayed. Why? I don't

know. I was going (there's a lot of was' today)  to send an

E-mail to Jessica, but my colliuges said to go do it in person.

It would be funny if Jessica read this and knew that I like her.

heh.

 

 

 

March 13 and 14

I didn't get a chance to update the daily rant due to time restraints.

But here thy i'am! On wednsday, I saw boobies in class. They were incredibily tramatizing an damage my mental side.In ms.cobitch we went to the library and read stuff about Hitler. Eventhough I'am black, I still gotta amit, the guy is a freakin' genius! In driving school, the skinny chick in my class dropped out! What a weenier! It's not like its hard. Or maybe she'd switched to saturday os she'd went to a private school, who cares. Today aka 14th of March, I've claimed a new enemy! You see, I was X-plaining my website to a group of friends of and collliges when, Han (methinks i spelled it wrong,sorry) or Khan

(whatever) got all pissed off and was all like, "Your website is stupid, there no's point!". WTF!!! It's just a website about.. nothing. Not like it's f*cking Yahoo! or something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

March 12

Today..ehh today at school, I can't remember school. But afterschool I went to the Big KKK Mart in Palmdale. The only reason why is because I wanted to see what they had before they went out of business. Later, I went to Gituar

Center to see what type of instrument I would play. I've decided to start "makin' beats" with a computer, and save them as MiDi. Most likely, I'll trade in my JVC cam in to the pawn shop for a SK8BRD. Wish thy luck!

 

 

 

 

 

March 11

 

On the weekend, my kitchen was flooded when the sink pipe mysteriously bursted.At school, I did my usual, make fun of John H. because he's a weenie!

I told him that I can turn any simile into a joke against him. And it's true, it's damn true! Ms. Cohen (Cobitch!) went and came, and then driving school came. And today I've learned that people in that class suck major donkey balls. Also today, I've FINALLY got my damn money from Edward.

I bought Resse's. Hopefully I'll add a list of nouns that suck dick, and those who rock da party. Till tomarie punks-asses!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

March 8

 

Today I've started my webpage!

Today it was a normal day.

In the morning, we made fun of a kid because he's

a wuss and won't talk to a girl like a puss.

This punk-ass kid won't give me my money that  he's owned

me so I went Jack Bauer on his @$$ and demaned the money.

No avail.